Lurie can't hold a job

Thanks for your support...

Leib

 

My thoughts on the matter...

 

My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory but I got canned.
I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack but I just couldn't hack
it so they gave me the axe.

After that, I tried to be a Tailor but I just wasn't suited for it,
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a Chef. I figured it would add a little spice to
my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a Deli Worker but any way I sliced it, I couldn't
cut the mustard.

My best job was a Musician but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a Professional Fisherman but discovered that I couldn't live
on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company
but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a Workout Center but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job
as a Historian until I realized there was no future in it.

I tried working in Starbucks but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.

Then I tried writing a column for the TDN, but got edited out.

So now I'l try retirement, I think I'm perfect for the job

 

Leib